In honor of this week's topic of time, I'm going to share a little joke I heard yesterday:
A man went up to God and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God replied, "One second."
The man was amazed and asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
God replied, "One penny."
The man was marveled and joked, "God, could you give me a million dollars?"
God replied, "Sure, just wait a second."